top of page
Kala in Lance.jpg

Hi.. I'm Kala Bear. 

A road-tripping poodle (not doodle) with a human who drives me places to learn about food, RVs,  other fucking shit, and life. 
I'm here to tell you how I see it.
Enjoy!
KBT

New Videos on the way!!

Kala in the Tetons

Where are my
damn treats

You shall not pass

Kala’s Toilet Reading Adventure Set

Coming Soon!!

I'll Pee on that sht.png
I'll Pee on that Shit
Kala The Poodle
(not a doodle)
 
Damn Louisiana Wulf-Mart Camper Orgy.png
Damn Lousiana Wulf-Mart Camper Orgy
Kala The Poodle
(not a doodle)
 
Quit watching me sht.jpg
Quit Watching me Shit
Kala The Poodle
(not a doodle)
 
Fck Your Italian Vacation.png
Fuck Your
Italian Vacation
Kala The Poodle
(not a doodle)
 
My son keeps making Stupid Ass books.jpg
My Son Make Stupid Ass Books
A Disappointed Father
Crackhead Wawful House Sht.png
Crackhead Wawful Shack Shit
Kala The Poodle
(not a doodle)
 
How to Fcking Roadtrip with a Poodle.jpg

We are releasing these and more  soon!!

How to F*cking RoadTrip with a
Kala The Poodle
(not a doodle)
 
Kalas Blog
(follow us on instagram, youtube and facebook!
 
  • Instagram
  • Facebook
  • YouTube

🐾 About Kala – The Boss​

​

Age: Timeless (don’t ask a lady her age)

Sign: Probably a Leo, because I demand attention

Favorite Foods: Carne en su jugo, sprinkled over Natures Recipe Dried Chicken Dog Food

Nap Time: 9:30-1:00 pm, 1:30 p.m. - 4:00 p.m., anytime I'm not at the beach, eating or hiking

Favorite Pee Spots: All things dead, stinky, or  out of someone else's ass

 

Vibe: Independent, sassy, jump in the truck to force road trips style who demands snacks, tolerates chaos, and doesn’t mind sharing a bed with a human in questionable rv's and shaky circumstances.

​​

⚡ Book critic, RV inspector, snack thief.

Want Kala to Showcase Your Dog Proudcts, store, campground, rv park, restaurant or brewery? 
Photos of Kala Doing Shit
bottom of page